i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
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You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
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I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
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I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
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