It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
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I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
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I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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