are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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