As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
So I'm drunk playing pool in a bar with a guy I arrested last week for a DUI...if he recognizes me, shit's gonna get real.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
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