I got into an eating contest with Christina. I ate 6 oranges.
Why? Who won?
we don't know. we ran out of oranges.
...so i touched it.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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