YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
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