..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
There r osticjed everywhere
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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