walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
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I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
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1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
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