need another drink. this is the easiest way
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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