they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
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