I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
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