i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
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had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
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