I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
He told me he was 'pondering the natural wonder that is my ass'
Like, dude. I'm already fucking you, you don't need to wax poetic.
Isn't he wasted enough that he might actually mean it and not just be trying to get you to fuck him without a condom?
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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