so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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