dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
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