What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
So, apparently I made everyone omelets last night. Even when I'm drunk, I'm still a trophy wife.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
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I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
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I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
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