dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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