why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
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It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
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If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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