I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
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