wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
I will pee on everything he values.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
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