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• (703): View more from Virginia

  belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads

  (202): View more from Washington, DC

  i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel

  (703): View more from Virginia

  Yeah...right...LMAO

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.

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• (206): View more from Washington

  She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  she could've warned me his penis was curved

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  ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.

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• (417): View more from Missouri

  Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.

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  I hear you

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• (845): View more from New York

  You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain

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