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• (212): View more from New York

  you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet

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• (765): View more from Indiana

  I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college

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  Some Animals Are Total Jerks (10+ pics)

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• (864): View more from South Carolina

  We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his

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• (269): View more from Michigan

  I don't know where I am but there are firefighters

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.

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• (904): View more from Florida

  Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.

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• (647): View more from Ontario

  I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.

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