just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I woke up this morning next to some guy. I was horrified, he woke up and said, "the white tiger strikes again!"
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
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Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
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if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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