well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
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remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
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Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?