And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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