quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
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my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
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I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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