Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
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Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
he's gonorrhea incarnate
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My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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