Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
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because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
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I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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