Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
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