Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
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girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
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I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
ok first of all what the fuck
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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