is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
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She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
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He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
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