That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
he had hair everywhere except his balls
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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