Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
Is it penis luge time yet?
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
His nipple licking is glorious
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