the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
No I am not eating basil off your cock
She bit a glass in half.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
Why did I just find out you and Andrew had sex right next to my face when I passed out on the beach?
At the time it seemed romantic and its also extremely frowned down upon to leave a passed out person by themselves in an unfamiliar place.
Why did I wake up by myself then?
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
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