I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
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sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
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Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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