The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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