end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
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so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
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He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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