all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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