When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
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You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
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Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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