I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
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I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
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