Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
I think people are normalizing furries
Randomize
