Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
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ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Look, I said I'm sorry. In the shower, "are you happy to see me" sounded just like "could you please pee on me". Honest mistake.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
What the hell happened to my hand?
Well, you got in a fight with a cabbie while jaywalking, but we got you to walk away. The problem was 80 blocks away, when you punched a parked taxi for "running you over".
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You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
I guess when the asshole said “I really miss you and want to get back together” he actually meant “I’m banging a Hooters girl behind your back.”
I hope she gives him gonorhea
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