ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
Sex in the backyard? Check.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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