She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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