i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
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