He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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