We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
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