Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
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