we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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