hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
Randomize
