one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
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I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
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if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
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