Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
God, I missed his penis.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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