Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
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My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
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Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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