D3 body, D1 cock
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
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sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
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I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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