it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
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The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
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Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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