if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
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I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
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We are no longer allowed to have pre 4th party week. I woke up with a donut stuck to my face and 'MILF' written in black marker on my stomach.
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They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
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