quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
So, apparently I made everyone omelets last night. Even when I'm drunk, I'm still a trophy wife.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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