Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
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Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
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I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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