Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
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