**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
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Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
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The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
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