return my video game
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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